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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:06 pm 
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I wait all fuddernutter day for the expected package and the stupid cretin driver leaves a note on the door that no one was home.

May Fedex die in a fire.

I don't feel any better bitching about this because there's nothing a mere CUSTOMER can do about it.

Well, maybe I feel a little better but not as good as if I could stab the driver with a rusty pitchfork.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:07 pm 
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Mine turned the open box upside down to hide the damage.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:11 pm 
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They hire the clever


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:53 am 
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If ANYTHING is right on their "notice" they are gonna "try" again today.

Not counting on it.

If the dope hadn't been in such a hurry to get to his mom's kennel for dinner, I ...might... have got the goddam package.

TODAY, the god damned front door is PLASTERED with notes.

Hope the stupid bastard can read.

I have TWO doorbells. BOTH work. One of my notes says to push BOTH!

If this moron had done what he is PAID TO DO I could have had my computer guy setting up all the components this weekend.

Hope the turd isn't too concentrated on the Stupor Bowl.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:16 am 
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
I have TWO doorbells. BOTH work. One of my notes says to push BOTH!

Is it FedEx's fault that you're too cheap to buy a hearing aid?























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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:30 am 
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PerryHall wrote:
Rollo Tomassi wrote:
I have TWO doorbells. BOTH work. One of my notes says to push BOTH!

Is it FedEx's fault that you're too cheap to buy a hearing aid?





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That's a GREAT idea. Sned me your address so I can sned a token of my appreciation. :D


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:56 pm 
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I....ahem.... am now REGISTERED with FedEx .....DELIVERY MANAGER !!!!


Ha ha ha. No more stupid drivers can come here.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:18 pm 
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Sit out on your porch in a rocking chair like a normal old fart


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:10 pm 
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It's HERE! It's HERE!

I bet they got scared when I became such an important person in FedEx.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 7:00 pm 
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Liked FedEx best when they did overnight only.

Riff raff ground stuff went by UPS or mule.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 7:48 pm 
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But FedEx can strand people on islands.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:57 pm 
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
But FedEx can strand people on islands.



Some voluntarily.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:25 am 
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problem is when rollos doorbell rings, it takes him about twenty minutes to get dressed


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:37 am 
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That is true.
I hate the getting dressed procedure. Foo. Poop, brush, shower, shave, choose, don, check.

All tedious. The nudie joint has cabins they rent.
Tempting.

Naah, not really, but the morning rituals are a bore.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:21 am 
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What the hell is foo?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:20 am 
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Sorry. "Phoo."


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I want to be a cantankerous curmudgeon like Rollo when I'm old.

Which isn't too far off now.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:47 am 
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clw54 wrote:
I want to be a cantankerous curmudgeon like Rollo when I'm old.

Which isn't too far off now.

I bet that green ink came off my goddam lawn! You're worse than them Hmongs! :mad:


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