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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:58 pm 
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PM for all the excruciating details.

Now I have to eat what's left straight from the bag.

Life is a bitch.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:00 pm 
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All that's left are itty bitty pieces and they get stuck in my teeth.

Which are my own. :mad:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:13 pm 
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A friend of mines dad just got out of the hospital.
It seems when you get older your intestines are more fragile.
You don't move stuff through as quickly either if you know what I mean.
It seems one of those sharp kernels got in his intestine and caused some damage.
He had blood coming out of his ass for 24 hours.
Received 4 units of blood.
He's ok now though.

Enjoy!


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:42 pm 
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My uncle got a piece of popcorn stuck in the back of his mouth. Had to go to the ER.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:35 am 
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Ban popcorn NOW !!!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:17 am 
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Myabe Kernal Jessup will get on board.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:55 am 
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I thought he was in Carmel.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:02 pm 
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Flatwoods wrote:
A friend of mines dad just got out of the hospital.
It seems when you get older your intestines are more fragile.
You don't move stuff through as quickly either if you know what I mean.
It seems one of those sharp kernels got in his intestine and caused some damage.
He had blood coming out of his ass for 24 hours.
Received 4 units of blood.
He's ok now though.

Enjoy!


Can venture a good guess as to what Rollo receives from Secret Santa this year.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:10 pm 
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Update: He went home overnight and the bleeding returned.
They had to remove part of his colon today.
Should be fine after a 2 week hospital recovery.

I'm glad I never liked the stuff.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:18 pm 
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Rectum?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:47 pm 
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new asshole!


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:29 pm 
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BigMark wrote:
Rectum?

Don't you just hate it? :lol:


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