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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:02 pm 
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Not one sonofabitchin fuddernutter paper clip!
None in the fuddernutter drawers!
None in the fuddernutter file cabinets!
Not one fuddernutter paper clip even in the fuddernutter boxes of fuddernutter coin Elmo!
NONE!

FUDDERNUTTER !!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:04 pm 
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It takes a fuddernutter paper clip to fuddernutter reset a stupid cheap fuddernutter goddam tablet that ain't no fuddernutter good anyway but it's fuddernutter worse when it quits and you don't have a fuddernutter paper clip for the "RESET" hole in the back of the fuddernutter thing!

Even fuddernutter Cindy don't have no fuddernutter paper clips!

I just had to go out fuddernutter side and clip smoe fuddernutter piece off of the small bonsai wire to use for a fuddernutter paper clip!

:!: :!: :!: :!: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:38 pm 
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Finally the WF has been restored to it's previous grandeur.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:51 pm 
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markqlicker wrote:
Finally the WF has been restored to it's previous grandeur.


I should start on YOU now just to have a POPULAR objet d'hate to whine about. box:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:53 pm 
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A toothpick would've done it. Who doesn't have toothpicks?


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:56 pm 
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Clark wrote:
A toothpick would've done it. Who doesn't have toothpicks?


You dumb Elmo! A toothpick is at least TWO TIMES too big and besides, it would break off and ruin a damn fine $39 communications tablet.

Do smoe fuddernutter research before you run your yap! frown:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:59 pm 
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You must buy the cheap toothpicks.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:00 pm 
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Clark wrote:
You must buy the cheap toothpicks.

I use fuddernutter NAILS!
A guy who pees like a 25 year old doesn't fuddernutter around with cheap crappy sticks.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:47 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:52 pm 
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I have stopped responding to pure silliness.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:53 pm 
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Except for that time.

But NO MORE

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:18 pm 
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the last time you used a paper clip in this way...

where did you put it?


or do you bend them and use them once and only once.

how wasteful.

do you know how much energy it takes to make steel?


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:30 pm 
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adamlaneus wrote:
the last time you used a paper clip in this way...

where did you put it?


or do you bend them and use them once and only once.

how wasteful.

do you know how much energy it takes to make steel?

I'd take a lead paper clip. Even one made of pineapple.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:54 pm 
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No rapier wit, no paper clip.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:08 pm 
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I used your last paper clip to pick the lock on your safe and clean out your silver :cool:

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:51 pm 
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wildjag wrote:
I used your last paper clip to pick the lock on your safe and clean out your silver :cool:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:19 pm 
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You have paperclips there, and you'll find them all when you don't need them anymore.

Because that's how things work.

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