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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:59 am 
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American business sure is aggressive in problem solving.

When the paper's late, there's an 800 number to call.

It's been late every day since renewal.
Finally I told them that if it was gonna be late EVERY day, to just cancel.

Which they did.

Instead of telling the carrier to get up a half hour earlier.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! blink: sure, okay.... :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:15 pm 
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Canceling the paper should help lower your blood pressure.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:57 pm 
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So would wrist slitting..

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:20 pm 
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Don't do that you'd need the newspaper for the mess.

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Lately, it's so few pages that it wouldn't sop up a mashed hummingbird.

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Youse guys thought retirement was easy, huh?

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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
So would wrist slitting..


Remember, going horizontal is just a cry for attention. Going vertical means bidness.

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All the Elmer Fudd "Stay off my lawn" signs may be slowing down delivery.

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The fuddernutter kids pay NO attention to Burma-Shave signs !!!!!!

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Questions I will regret asking....what time is the newspaper supposed to arrive? What time does the newspaper arrive?

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5:30......5:34.
Smoetimes later than that. :razz:

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Just save the late paper for the next morning. News will be about as fresh any way.

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I sent the manager a big THANK YOU this morning.

Took enough jabs, but ....apparently... had some effect.

(l@@k l@@K... I typed "some." :D )

A big big day,

maybe. :lol:

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I pick up the local paper once or twice a week to read the sports section (digital is not nearly as good).

Sadly I read the rest of the 12 pages and want to puke. 60% of my community voted for Clinton and the paper reflects that.

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I would pay extra for them to KEEP the sports section.

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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
I would pay extra for them to KEEP the sports section.

I agree. What a waste of ink and paper. :evil:


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PerryHall wrote:
Rollo Tomassi wrote:
I would pay extra for them to KEEP the sports section.

I agree. What a waste of ink and paper. :evil:


Do you think maybe we are...... um..... queer? :oops:

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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
PerryHall wrote:
Rollo Tomassi wrote:
I would pay extra for them to KEEP the sports section.

I agree. What a waste of ink and paper. :evil:


Do you think maybe we are...... um..... queer? :oops:


Besides Word Jumble and Ask Amy, what of value is remaining?

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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
PerryHall wrote:
Rollo Tomassi wrote:
I would pay extra for them to KEEP the sports section.

I agree. What a waste of ink and paper. :evil:


Do you think maybe we are...... um..... queer? :oops:

Hell no! Intelligent---YES. Watching overpaid prima donnas playing games is extremely boring. I'd rather be reading glicker posts than watch sports. :evil:


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