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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 6:54 pm 
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Smoe old dude's fried ball sundae~4-Ever!
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And.....

OF COURSE..... My sling busted

And.....

OF COURSE..... Since I have zero correction top lenses, I didn't notice til a mile from home that my GLASSES weren't on since I took em off to put on the muffs.

And.....

OF COURSE..... They were on the floorboard and I stepped on them

And.....

OF COURSE..... The lens popped out but I got it...sorta ... back in

And.....

OF COURSE.....When I got home and to the bitty screwdrivers and tweaked the frame to get it straight, the screw BROKE

And.....

OF COURSE..... Kaiser isn't open on Sundays

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OF COURSE..... I discovered that the cattail I shot blew all over the convertible top and cattail Elmo is WAY littler than the fuddernutter cottonwood Elmo we have every spring

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OF COURSE..... TWO patches won't go down the bore together

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OF COURSE..... I expect a LOT of sympathy from you, my valued friends.
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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 7:12 pm 
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at least you spelled COURSE correctly today.


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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2017 10:04 pm 
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Not exactly a third world problem...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:49 am 
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The Kaiser is entitled to a day off.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:42 am 
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Do not go to Kaiser, they charge way too much. They call em Kaiser Rolls for a reason.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:48 am 
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You'll see.
You'll ALL see!
I have GUNS!!!! :mad:

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