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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 4:39 pm 
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Friggin bone won't heal. One side has healed but there is still a clear gap on the other side. 4 more weeks in this damn boot plus a bone growth stimulator (shut it, ya pervs)

This is what I get for doing manual labor. Dammit.

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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 4:49 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:22 pm 
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Eat a bunch of parsley. Extremely high in usable calcium.

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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:30 pm 
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markqlicker wrote:
Eat a bunch of parsley. Extremely high in usable calcium.

Reminds me of a riddle:
Q---What's the difference between puzzy and parsley?
A---No one eats parsley.














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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:37 pm 
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No matter. 27 bales of parsley will provide you with a full 4% of your daily calcium.

You'll be right as rain in no time.

Have a glass of milk with it. :D

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whole frogs have lots of calcium. how many do you need?


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adamlaneus wrote:
whole frogs have lots of calcium. how many do you need?


Are your frogs BOILED? And... do they know it?

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they are crunchy and they know it

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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:03 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 5:37 am 
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Adams right, the bone have to be ribbited.

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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:30 am 
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Sorry to hear this CCW. How/what happened?

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I was doing manual labor (i knew it was bad for me) and went over on the side of my foot ... broke the lower malleolus (I think that is spelled right). 47 days and the gap won't close.



If y'all can't find ofr material in that you've lost your touch. lol





And no frogs for me. I don't like the French.

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Fries?
Toast?
Kissing?

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Coincopwife wrote:
I was doing manual labor (i knew it was bad for me) and went over on the side of my foot ... broke the lower malleolus (I think that is spelled right). 47 days and the gap won't close.

Mind the gap.


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are you insinuating you need some bone in your gap?


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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 8:24 pm 
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Goose, although Car Skank LOOKS like she might be in Georgia, I do not think she is CCW! chin:

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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 9:56 pm 
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Goose wrote:
are you insinuating you need some bone in your gap?

:lol:

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I hope it heals up for you CCW.
When it does, remember, no more manual labor. Ever.


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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2017 11:28 am 
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My heel was sore yesterday. Acetaminophen fixed it.
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2 bee stings in 2 days.

:mad: :mad:



Not worthy of a new thread....figure I would ride on the back of CCW.


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