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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:53 am 
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Day after dreary day, leaden depressing clouds march in like a phalanx of fuddernutter gray zombies.
On the march to destroy brains and souls.

And the bastards are WINNING!

Just this morning at about 4AM I looked out the window and saw a clear sky above.
But....aHA... it was not yet daylight. So the clearing was allowed. But...by SUNRISE....the damned gloom rolled back in. Extinguishing my shot at some glee over a day of...(what's that word?)
Oh yeh, SUNSHINE!

HAH! We ain't gettin' no sunshine never again.
Here it is middle of APRIL and we're locked under the shadow of this miserable winter of 2017. Hell, we can't even call this crap, "spring." Maybe "SPRUNG" as in an insidious trap of diabolical concoction.

And whadda we get when it ain't CLOUDY?
Well....RAIN!...Thass what! Drenching, drizzly, dam bustin', earth sogging, wiper smearing, stinkin' RAIN!

We might as well move to Reykjavik, Iceland! Mean hours of sunshine in Reykjavík range between 0:17 per day in December and 6:04 for each day in May/June.

I'd give a mackinaw to see even 17 minutes of bright sun right about now.

I think I'll settle down with a good Rachel Carson "Silent Spring" novel today. Only for chemicals, I'll read GLOOM."

Maybe I'll go with "Old Yeller" to be somewhat cheery.

This GARBAGE weather must STOP!

Y'HEAR me??
DAMMIT!!! Enough goddam GLOOMY JUNK WEATHER!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:41 pm 
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
Day after dreary day, leaden depressing clouds march in like a phalanx of fuddernutter gray zombies.
On the march to destroy brains and souls.

And the bastards are WINNING!

Just this morning at about 4AM I looked out the window and saw a clear sky above.
But....aHA... it was not yet daylight. So the clearing was allowed. But...by SUNRISE....the damned gloom rolled back in. Extinguishing my shot at some glee over a day of...(what's that word?)
Oh yeh, SUNSHINE!

HAH! We ain't gettin' no sunshine never again.
Here it is middle of APRIL and we're locked under the shadow of this miserable winter of 2017. Hell, we can't even call this crap, "spring." Maybe "SPRUNG" as in an insidious trap of diabolical concoction.

And whadda we get when it ain't CLOUDY?
Well....RAIN!...Thass what! Drenching, drizzly, dam bustin', earth sogging, wiper smearing, stinkin' RAIN!

We might as well move to Reykjavik, Iceland! Mean hours of sunshine in Reykjavík range between 0:17 per day in December and 6:04 for each day in May/June.

I'd give a mackinaw to see even 17 minutes of bright sun right about now.

I think I'll settle down with a good Rachel Carson "Silent Spring" novel today. Only for chemicals, I'll read GLOOM."

Maybe I'll go with "Old Yeller" to be somewhat cheery.

This GARBAGE weather must STOP!

Y'HEAR me??
DAMMIT!!! Enough goddam GLOOMY JUNK WEATHER!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:54 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:45 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:52 pm 
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I'd recommend Hawaii but it's got 'brown' people.

...happens when people live under the sun.

So, enjoy your gloom.

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the people of hawaii are in a misery completely unlike the people of stockton


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