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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:03 pm 
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Goddam gray crappy clouds roll in. Get a day and a half of sun and then this Elmo rolls over. Alternates from flower bustin goddam driving deluge to sleazy little drizzly leaks. I hate this year. I hope we get a 10 year drought after this. It wrecked the dam and is also wrecking crops. There is no fuddernutter excuse for Elmo rain. Damn gloom settles over the countryside and fungus thrives on everything. Stupid Elmo rain. Make it a TWENTY year drought I am pullin for. 50 maybe.
Gutters flood and roads close and the sky looks like mushroom soup vomit. Did I mention that I hate this weather? What the fuddernutter good is it to put up with Elmo gun laws and not at least get smoe nice weather. I hope it stops soon. If not soon, then never. Drive everyone out of the state and into Washington and Oregon where it's cheaper to live but rains even more. This fuddernutter rain is Elmo. Smoe day I'm gonna post how much I ....REALLY..... hate this fuddernutter ing Elmo pisshead donkey punch rain. I sure wish Weiss hadn't posted about donkey punching because before he did that I hated rain about as fuddernutter much as I can think of and now I hate Weiss for bringing even more gloom into the conversation when the conversation should be discussing how much each of us hates god damn rain.

The first SOB who says this post is too long can go get donkey punched.
In the rain. :mad:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:36 pm 
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Shut up


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:48 pm 
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Clark wrote:
Shut up

*STFU


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:58 pm 
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As literary critics, Clark and Perry would starve.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:59 pm 
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Oh wait. Was Perry telling Clark to shut up?

Then Perry gets the silver.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:03 pm 
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
Oh wait. Was Perry telling Clark to shut up?

Then Perry gets the silver.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:06 pm 
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Getting silver is not a GOOD thing.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:08 pm 
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
Getting silver is not a GOOD thing.

At least it's better than getting an STD. :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:49 pm 
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Rollo has silver bullets, but it's only a 25, so you get to pick up the silver bullet after it bounces off of you.


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