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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:49 pm 
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Afraoale!


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Afraoale!


Ha, da locs have one kine term for dat. I no recall.


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did you tell her the story of how you flunked out on the C130 about half a dozen times and were forced to ride F4s? Better get working on it


No work brah. She already know that I no flunk out.

I want to know this story, please!!!

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i have a coworker who went to college in chicago. this coworker had learned english in India.

The cafeteria worker, with a thick black accent, said "Why are we?"

"Why are we?" Persistent. "WHY ARE WE?" Many times. To a confounded student who did not know how to respond.

Was this a deep philosophical question?

Or was it a thick black chicago accent asking if you want "White or Wheat" bread.


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Update?

Safe to driveski still, or should I be skeered?

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Update?

Safe to driveski still, or should I be skeered?


All safe on the South Shore front.


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Comrade Renski wrote:
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did you tell her the story of how you flunked out on the C130 about half a dozen times and were forced to ride F4s? Better get working on it


No work brah. She already know that I no flunk out.

I want to know this story, please!!!


No story. BD suggesting I should 'talk story' to my daughter to make her feel better.


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Comrade Renski wrote:
surfinx wrote:
Update?

Safe to driveski still, or should I be skeered?


All safe on the South Shore front.


Whew! We leave Saturday, so sounds like all good till you get home!

Ah.....give her a hug for us, and buy her a damn Geo Metro (used, hatchback...). :D

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surfinx wrote:
Comrade Renski wrote:
surfinx wrote:
Update?

Safe to driveski still, or should I be skeered?


All safe on the South Shore front.


Whew! We leave Saturday, so sounds like all good till you get home!

Ah.....give her a hug for us, and buy her a damn Geo Metro (used, hatchback...). :D


I'm thinking Smart car, no front, no back, no worries...


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Comrade Renski wrote:
Donwon wrote:
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did you tell her the story of how you flunked out on the C130 about half a dozen times and were forced to ride F4s? Better get working on it


No work brah. She already know that I no flunk out.

I want to know this story, please!!!


No story. BD suggesting I should 'talk story' to my daughter to make her feel better.

So you no try to fly c-130!

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Donwon wrote:
Comrade Renski wrote:
Donwon wrote:
Comrade Renski wrote:
Barndog wrote:
did you tell her the story of how you flunked out on the C130 about half a dozen times and were forced to ride F4s? Better get working on it


No work brah. She already know that I no flunk out.

I want to know this story, please!!!


No story. BD suggesting I should 'talk story' to my daughter to make her feel better.

So you no try to fly c-130!


No, after Naval Flight School I went on to fly A-6's, A-4's, and F/A-18's. Ironically, I wanted to fly C-130's but my grades were too good. :oops:


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i think people do not realize that before you fly one of those fighter craft, you have to sit on the toilet and purge your intestines. fighter pilots are the most regular of individuals. otherwise you will have a messy flight. also this is the primary reason why fighter planes are assigned to pilots and never shared with another pilot. because inevitably some day a fighter pilot will have eaten too much cheese the previous night, failed to purge themselves completely during pre-flight prep and pooped their seat. Any other pilot would violently gag when getting into plane with an unfamiliar smell such as that. Some planes are equipped with masks and in this case, such planes can be shared between pilots. that is the primary reason for a full mask. some planes even have pressure suits which not only allows sharing of the plane but keeps it fresh too.

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i think people do not realize that before you fly one of those fighter craft, you have to sit on the toilet and purge your intestines. fighter pilots are the most regular of individuals. otherwise you will have a messy flight. also this is the primary reason why fighter planes are assigned to pilots and never shared with another pilot. because inevitably some day a fighter pilot will have eaten too much cheese the previous night, failed to purge themselves completely during pre-flight prep and pooped their seat. Any other pilot would violently gag when getting into plane with an unfamiliar smell such as that. Some planes are equipped with masks and in this case, such planes can be shared between pilots. that is the primary reason for a full mask. some planes even have pressure suits which not only allows sharing of the plane but keeps it fresh too.

*FACT*

I thought they just wore adult diapers. dunno:


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yes, they do wear adult diapers.

but when you pull anything over three gs, it squishes out absolutely everywhere.


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It's all true. No elmo.


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Has she passed yet?

This thred is gettin olt.

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Sorry, it's gonna get older. She and Mama are going on a long trip to India and afterwards we'll look into getting her a car.... So nothing to see...move along...


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She seems like a great kid, pretty sure you are both lucky to have found each other in this cosmic blender we call earth.


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Sorry, it's gonna get older. She and Mama are going on a long trip to India and afterwards we'll look into getting her a car.... So nothing to see...move along...

She should easily be able to get an Indian driver's license.

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