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That's my daughter's success rate in trying to get her Hawaii driver's license.

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That's got to be a record

Let her practice on a golf cart, away from others


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It's usually all about confidence, I took my girl to El Mirage dry lake bed and just let her go, what could she hit? Maybe costco parking lot on a sunday?


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I'm thinking about renting a Smart car for a week for her to practice.....no front end, no back end. But for right now she's pretty depressed. So we'll have to wait until the storm subsides.

She's 19 and sees herself as being a major failure.

After her test she said she wanted to go back to Africa and die.

:?

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Bromelain has been shown to be an effective anti-inflammatory, muscle relaxant, and digestive aid, and it also includes chemicals that interfere with the growth of tumor cells, making pineapple a good food to prevent cancer.


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When I taught my wife to drive, I laid out her.....er....no...I laid out a slalom course with soda cans and she learned to go between cans that were spaced only a foot wider than the car.

She was good.
In many ways.

Don'cha think a Smart car would give her the wrong impression of how big cars ARE?
I know here you gotta do a DRIVE test that includes smoe maneuvering IN the DMV parking lot.

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When I taught my wife to drive, I laid out her.....er....no...I laid out a slalom course with soda cans and she learned to go between cans that were spaced only a foot wider than the car.

She was good.
In many ways.

Don'cha think a Smart car would give her the wrong impression of how big cars ARE?
I know here you gotta do a DRIVE test that includes smoe maneuvering IN the DMV parking lot.


She's a small girl and she's 'learning' in a mini-van. I think it's too big for her. Our other cars are Teutonic fire breathing monsters as far as she's concerned.

We've graduated two kids in that van so far...

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Bromelain has been shown to be an effective anti-inflammatory, muscle relaxant, and digestive aid, and it also includes chemicals that interfere with the growth of tumor cells, making pineapple a good food to prevent cancer.


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Barndog wrote:
That's got to be a record

Let her practice on a golf cart, away from others


Yes, it prolly is.

All the DMV evaluators know her and recognize me. blink:

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Oh my. Is she getting close to passing? Improving at all? That's too bad. She'll get it. My sister's favorite number is eleven, if that helps.
Not sure about your state, but 'round here, you have to be 24 to drive a rental. I heard crimestoppers is giving out homemade custom built 5 gallon water jug burd houses for every tip.


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Comrade Renski wrote:
I'm thinking about renting a Smart car for a week for her to practice.....no front end, no back end. But for right now she's pretty depressed. So we'll have to wait until the storm subsides.

She's 19 and sees herself as being a major failure.

After her test she said she wanted to go back to Africa and die.

:?


Yeah, smoething like that seems like the end of the world to a kid.

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Comrade Renski wrote:
I'm thinking about renting a Smart car for a week for her to practice.....no front end, no back end. But for right now she's pretty depressed. So we'll have to wait until the storm subsides.

She's 19 and sees herself as being a major failure.

After her test she said she wanted to go back to Africa and die.

:?

gawDAMMIT that's tragic.
None of my business, but it wouldn't hurt to keep a close eye out. :neutral:

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did you tell her the story of how you flunked out on the C130 about half a dozen times and were forced to ride F4s? Better get working on it


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did you tell her the story of how you flunked out on the C130 about half a dozen times and were forced to ride F4s? Better get working on it


No work brah. She already know that I no flunk out.

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Bromelain has been shown to be an effective anti-inflammatory, muscle relaxant, and digestive aid, and it also includes chemicals that interfere with the growth of tumor cells, making pineapple a good food to prevent cancer.


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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
Comrade Renski wrote:
I'm thinking about renting a Smart car for a week for her to practice.....no front end, no back end. But for right now she's pretty depressed. So we'll have to wait until the storm subsides.

She's 19 and sees herself as being a major failure.

After her test she said she wanted to go back to Africa and die.

:?

gawDAMMIT that's tragic.
None of my business, but it wouldn't hurt to keep a close eye out. :neutral:


Yeah, tanks.

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This is why they invented big empty parking lots, for practice.


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here is a video that will cheer your daughter up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZSTOiI8uAo


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She's gonna move to Texas next year; bigger parking spots, bigger lanes, everything's bigger.

We are now looking into buying her a small (person's) car.

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Bromelain has been shown to be an effective anti-inflammatory, muscle relaxant, and digestive aid, and it also includes chemicals that interfere with the growth of tumor cells, making pineapple a good food to prevent cancer.


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Sounds like other kids are giving her crap about being from Africa. She's getting it smoewhere. That's fuddernuttered up.

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Was Jesus African?


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clw54 wrote:
Sounds like other kids are giving her crap about being from Africa. She's getting it smoewhere. That's fuddernuttered up.


She's been teased for being too 'white' to where she says bugger off. For some reason she's a big anglophile. Loves the language, culture, history, the whole nine yards. I'm taking her to London (and Paris) later this year. It'll be her high school graduation present. Anyway, when she speaks she smoetimes imbeds English words like proper, must dash, fancy that, etc., into her speech and pronounces words precisely. The local kids don't know what to make of her. It's quite funny. :wink:

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