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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:27 pm 
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I have a Polaris 9300 that went titus-up because smoe beactaches pulled the cleaner out of the pool by its cord. I sent it in three weeks ago to get it back today still not working. I called the FDNR's yesterday to see when I will get my cleaner...oh, it's ready and good to go. I say, great...send it FedEx. No worky. So I call back today. The hours are 10-5pm. NOT TODAY THEY ARE! My last message ended with...."FDNR-smoething...enjoy your weekend my pool's dirty."

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:37 pm 
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      What's your point? dunno:



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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:40 pm 
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Another handy hint, don't coil the hose or it will never work right.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:37 pm 
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Do you get a FedEx discount?


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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 8:15 am 
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I thought this was gonna be a thread about Petescorner.


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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:16 pm 
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I thought this thread was about Miami Heat Lovers... whistle:


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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:21 pm 
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texasrichard wrote:
I thought this thread was about Miami Heat Lovers... whistle:


batguy:

Your day of comeuppance is just around the corner..........

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Clark wrote:

      What's your point? dunno:



No kidding.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:02 pm 
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markqlicker wrote:
Clark wrote:

      What's your point? dunno:



No kidding.


Listen babushka...I learnt that da best 2wo days of owning one kine pool iz da first day and da last day.

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I cleaned my own pool.

Balancing the chemicals was fun.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:43 pm 
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Neil wrote:
I cleaned my own pool.

Balancing the chemicals was fun.



So did I, plus a jac. Problem was that I had 'bout a 100 trees. Leaves and elmo were magnetically attracted to the water doncha know. I had an electronic pool cover. When it rained I had to drain the water on top of the cover before rolling it up. But first I had to clean off all the dirt, leaves, and elmo. Then there was Winter. My favorite time. No pool work. Spring sucked. It took days to clean the cover for Spring opening. It was a lot of work. The kids absolutely loved it though.

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Coppertone Shave!

Is to the ocean!

Now his devotion..

With mixed emotion..

The pool met Renski..


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:34 am 
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Elmo Shave

a floating stool

Afta seeing...

in public pool

Renski no swim

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