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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:10 pm 
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otis wrote:
..............and you let this gal slip by? Sounds like a winner to me.

My wife would have grabbed me and thrown me on the grenade to absorb the blast.



What do you mean, "would have?"
Didn't she get all but your leg off of it?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:06 pm 
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I'm at about 13 months for my tax stamps. FTG


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:16 pm 
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I'm at about 13 months for my tax stamps. FTG


Indeed.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:35 pm 
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I didn't believe in abortion until I met glicker.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:38 pm 
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I didn't believe in abortion until I met glicker.

I've long been a proponent of selective, retroactive abortion


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:47 pm 
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Ironically the Democrats are big supporters of abortions even though a disproportionate number of abortions are performed on black women and kill what would be future Democrats.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:49 pm 
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BigMark wrote:
I didn't believe in abortion until I met glicker.


He was aborted but someone picked him out of the dumpster.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:18 pm 
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That person should be retroactively aborted.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 12:39 am 
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Trump is being entertained by Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace. They're sat there, surrounded by corgi's and dining on afternoon tea - cakes, vol au vents and the such like.

Donald suddenly turns to the Queen and says 'Liz, you know...I've been thinking. I think I'm going to make America a Kingdom'. The Queen looks over, rolls her eyes and replies in an exasperated tone 'Donald, for America to be a Kingdom, you would need to be a King....which you're not. You're the President, so how can it be designated a Kingdom?'

He pauses, turns back to the food. Then a few seconds later turns back and goes 'Liz, you know....I've decided, if I can't make it a Kingdom, I shall call it a Principality'. The Queen looks on in disbelief, then goes 'Donald, what don't you understand? For America to become a principality, you would need to be a Prince....which you're not. You're the President, so America can't become a principality!'

Trump turns back to the food and then jumps up with excitement. 'Liz, you know.....' The Queen puts up a hand for him to be silent and matter of factly states 'Donald, I think it's better if we just continue to call America a country!'


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:33 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:03 pm 
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There's a few on this board who should take the hint...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:46 pm 
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HappyLittleTrees wrote:
BigMark wrote:
I didn't believe in abortion until I met glicker.


He was aborted but someone picked him out of the dumpster.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:59 am 
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That reminds me of a funny story. I bought a de-fused hand grenade at an army surplus store about 20 years ago. Had it on my desk in my library. My girlfriend saw it and asked why I bought a hand grenade. I said not to worry, it was safe. I then picked it up by the pin and let handle spring open. I said "OH SH*T." She ran out of the room and into the back yard where I came running behind her holding it in front of me with both hands telling her I had to throw it over the fence. She was screaming in horror for me to get away from her as she ran.

LoL.

I got my hands up just in time or she would have punched me right in the face when it was all over.


I laughed out loud. Best laugh I've had in a week. Thanks :D

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ABP. :lol:


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PerryHall wrote:
ABP. :lol:

Where?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:22 pm 
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flaminio wrote:
PerryHall wrote:
ABP. :lol:

Where?

I'm wrong. :oops: Your last post in this thread looked similar to a previous post in this thread but it was not quite the same.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:32 pm 
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I agree with most of the Libertarian philosophy as do most conservative Republicans. The problem is that the Libertarian Party siphons votes away from the Republican Party which helps Democrat Party candidates to win elections. Unfortunately the Democrat Party has been hijacked by the far left.


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