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 Post subject: Punch lines!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:15 pm 
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Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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He kneaded the dough!

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Change his TITLE ???????

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My grandma didn't die when I did her in the butt.


Geez, enough about your Friday night. :roll:

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Do you guys honestly not understand that every intelligence agency in the nation... agrees Russia staged an all-out attack on our nation during the last election?
The CIA, the FBI, the NSA, Department of Homeland Security, and a dozen other agencies all reached the same conclusion. This isn't partisan, it's not open to interpretation. It's a fact.
If you don't understand this fact, please, just stop responding to my posts. You don't know what you're talking about.


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 Post subject: Re: Punch lines!
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I said Ping Pong balls.

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Do you guys honestly not understand that every intelligence agency in the nation... agrees Russia staged an all-out attack on our nation during the last election?
The CIA, the FBI, the NSA, Department of Homeland Security, and a dozen other agencies all reached the same conclusion. This isn't partisan, it's not open to interpretation. It's a fact.
If you don't understand this fact, please, just stop responding to my posts. You don't know what you're talking about.


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 Post subject: Re: Punch lines!
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Defendant DA, can you prove that two inches of penetration is not lethal.

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 Post subject: Re: Punch lines!
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It's to keep your hand from slipping off the end.

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Do you guys honestly not understand that every intelligence agency in the nation... agrees Russia staged an all-out attack on our nation during the last election?
The CIA, the FBI, the NSA, Department of Homeland Security, and a dozen other agencies all reached the same conclusion. This isn't partisan, it's not open to interpretation. It's a fact.
If you don't understand this fact, please, just stop responding to my posts. You don't know what you're talking about.


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 Post subject: Re: Punch lines!
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 Post subject: Re: Punch lines!
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It's the hind lick maneuver.

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Do you guys honestly not understand that every intelligence agency in the nation... agrees Russia staged an all-out attack on our nation during the last election?
The CIA, the FBI, the NSA, Department of Homeland Security, and a dozen other agencies all reached the same conclusion. This isn't partisan, it's not open to interpretation. It's a fact.
If you don't understand this fact, please, just stop responding to my posts. You don't know what you're talking about.


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 Post subject: Re: Punch lines!
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I'll have what Joey Chestnut is having.

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