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I hope this doesn't hertz?
5k hertz 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
6k 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
7k 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
8k pets start freaking 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
9k 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
10k 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
11k 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
12k Chris Matthews' dog whistle 50%  50%  [ 3 ]
13k 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
14k 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
15k 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
16k 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
17k WTF? Are you a dog? 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
18k Go ahead and bark if you feel it. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
19k You can't hear this over the voices in your head. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
20k Oh, please! 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
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 Post subject: Are You Friggin DEEF?
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:57 pm 
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How's your hearing?

Take a hearing test. Crank your speakers and put your ear next to it at the higher frequencies.

"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" The last one (highest frequency) you can hear here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQXFw6JFbVQ

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All I am getting is a heritage ad for tonight's internet sale.


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Dang, I can hear pretty good, but the voices in my head drown everything out.



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:10 pm 
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Uncle Sam bought me a $7,000 pair of hearing aids. Their contribution for my loss of hearing incurred during involuntary servitude with the Army.

I never wear them. That really pisses off my wife who has to repeat herself, and is kept awake by the loud TV.

That's a couple of good reasons not to wear them. :)


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According to my wife I'm stone deaf, but she's the only one that has reason to believe so.

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I could hear 10K, but not 11.

My ears don't go to 11 any more.

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I visited my parents today. Don't know what frequency it was but I could hear my moms hearing aids squealing constantly.
They want to know why the damn dog is always howling. :roll:


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12 is what i can hear


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:45 pm 
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brian wrote:
12 is what i can hear


Go slam your head in a car door a few times.

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Then drink a gallon of saltwater.


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Why all the hate for Brian? I must have missed something. hmm:


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Dang, I can hear pretty good, but the voices in my head drown everything out.

The test is, if you hear voices in your head, you are faking.

If you hear voices coming from a light socket or a TV that is turned off, you are truly nuts.

Remember that for future reference when you get hauled in.


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Adam hears voices from his nut sockets.


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9K was the last I heard :(


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I used to be able to hear the 15.7 kHz shriek of a televisions flyback transformer.

Today, I can't hear past 13 kHz.

and my nuts.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 3:06 pm 
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WhyNot wrote:
9K was the last I heard :(

Me, too. Nothing worth hearing any higher than that, though; just a bunch of whining.

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