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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:48 am 
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than knowin how to................. DANCE !!!

Man, if I knew when I was fuddernutter ing with cars what the REAL score was, I'da been at dance lessons EVERY day!

Especially if a guy can continue progress into his 50's and 60's.

Unca Rollo ...... KNOWS.... this!

Skip ballroom dance. (unless of course you're gold digging)
Go with barroom dance. :cool: :cool:

A guy can get SWAMPED!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:53 am 
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The last time I danced okay, was at the 'sock hops' in junior high. That's because only the girls knew how to dance. :neutral:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:04 am 
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That, Neil, matters not one damn bit.

There's an old guy who comes to the park concerts (where we were last night) and ALL he does is sorta hold out his hands to em and he ...well.... kinda... moves his feet.

BUT.... he has NO trouble finding pardners. NONE AT ALL!

Women love to dance SO much that they'll dance with each other if need be.
Add a "man" into the mix and the cats fluff all up. :lol:

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please please please please please please post a video of you dancing please please please


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:11 pm 
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The correct answer to the thread title is:


HAWAIIAN SHIRTS

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:13 pm 
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He's doing 20x more than OUR old guy does. :lol:

There's one guy who shows up at the park and ...sometimes... in old guy costume.
Usually carries a cane and pretends to fall.
Then gets up and DANCES up the stairs to the dance floor.

Pretty amazing moves. I'd lose a hip. Maybe two.

He can kick the cane and catch it all in one motion that is included in his steps.
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I agree with Rollo on this.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:14 pm 
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otis wrote:
The correct answer to the thread title is:


HAWAIIAN SHIRTS



That, otis, just gilds the lily.

YOU are talking NUCLEAR attraction to the wimmenz now. :D :D :D

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adamlaneus wrote:
please please please please please please post a video of you dancing please please please



On the day I get a title change. :lol:

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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
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On the day I get a title change. :lol:



That has got to be tempting.


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HappyLittleTrees wrote:
I agree with Rollo on this.


Actually, I do too.
Women love that crap.


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There is a committee meeting of the admins as we speak.

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adamlaneus wrote:
please please please please please please post a video of you dancing please please please

Don't you have enough material to masterbate with. :mad:


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Flatwoods wrote:
HappyLittleTrees wrote:
I agree with Rollo on this.


Actually, I do too.
Women love that crap.


Once you develop a bit of experience, you'll ALSO learn real QUICK ..... which one is gonna..."do it.." :oops:

MY style was to START the dance and then segue into, "Hey, do you like ICE CREAM?"

ICE CREAM is another not-so-well-known way to be a real bastard. :lol:
Depending on the venue, "someplace quieter" can sub for ice cream.
But ice cream will usually be the .....peese day rayzistonse.

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Barndog wrote:
money


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Bill was flat broke at the time....

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Money.... at least enough money ... is an assumed prerequisite.


But then you can still dance with the desperate. :lol:

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