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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:47 am 
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With all the 'popularity' regarding 'spousal abuse', I thought that this topic might be of interest. As for giving my wife a black eye, well I confess. Gave her a beaut years ago. We were up in the attic going through stuff, While precariously balanced on some rafters, I lost my balance and started for fall forward, in order to quickly compensate and regain stance, I threw my arms backwards, and managed to clip her a really good shot. Ahhh, the looks I got when we'd go grocery shopping, priceless!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:50 am 
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I swear she hurt herself falling down the stairs.


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You already told her once!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:14 am 
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43. One a year. Probably deserved more. chin:

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:14 am 
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Why did she make you hurt her?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:58 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:06 pm 
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BigMark wrote:
You already told her once!


I gave your mom one.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:11 pm 
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A really really really ...fun... thing was when my cousin's kid and my kid were both infants and my cousin's kid pulled the tablecloth out from under OUR kid's baby seat.

AND... OUR kid went to the floor.

AND...got a black eye.

IMAGINE IF YOU WILL how fun it was to take a BABY to the ER with a BLACK EYE. :neutral: :neutral:

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:50 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:54 pm 
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But they can be MADE to.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:56 pm 
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When I was in 3rd grade my old man caught me making a mess in the basement and he landed a good one that knocked me on my ass and left me with a hell of a shiner.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:07 pm 
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2...but that was only because of the broken nose.

I was 19...

It was a warm night and we had just finished a good 3 minutes of sex. It later cooled down, so I sat up to pull the covers up from the foot of the bed. Unbeknownst to me, she sat up at the exact same time I was pulling my elbows back.

WHAM, BAM thank you MAAM

I phoned emerg to see if there was anything I could do or if I shoukd bring her in, but they didn’t want to talk to me...only her.

She was laughing while telling the triage nurse what happened.

Explaining to her father how his still virginal daughter got the 2 black eyes must have been a difficult task. Not totally sure though...I missed that Sunday dinner. I was “busy”

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:31 pm 
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Clark wrote:
When I was in 3rd grade my old man caught me making a mess in the basement and he landed a good one that knocked me on my ass and left me with a hell of a shiner.


I can top that.
My cousin got mad at his dad and picked up the 30-06 to shoot him. :shock:
My uncle was not only big but fast.
He yanked that gun and sent my cousin flying down the hill in less time than it took for me to register this traumatic incident.

Damn my eidetic memory.

Cool day, overcast, bit of wind, and a fuddernutter bunch of nasty memory. :cry:


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Why would I give her a black guy?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:28 pm 
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Comrade Renski wrote:
Why would I give her a black guy?


If you allowed her to go out in public with him...It might answer some unasked questions when you go out with the kids. dunno:

Nothing like getting the neighbours talking.


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Uncle Bill?


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broke her jaw once.


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