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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:41 am 
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You can spread both the peanut butter and the grape jelly with the same instrument (spoon). Here is how to do it. First you scoop a dollop of jelly out and spread it on the bread with the BACK of the spoon. Then you give the spoon a quick rinse under the faucet. It will clean very easily. Then both scoop out AND spread the peanut butter with the BACK of the spoon. If you scoop the peanut butter with the dish side, you will never get peanut butter out and onto the bread without mangling it or licking the glob off with your tongue and spreading that (that looks gross if people are around). Now you lick the residue off the back of the spoon, and stick it in water in one of the dishes or cups in the sink. The little traces of peanut butter left will come off very easily after a soaking.


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Everybody already knows this.... Welcome back, your insightful posts were sorely missed. :roll:























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PB&J Blows!! :?

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I swear you've posted this before.

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I swear you've posted this before.

He did. He's a one-trick pony.


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It's good advice. Solid advice. Worthy of repeating, more so than 99% of the drivel posted here :)


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YOU BLOW, flufferrat :mad:


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OK, but seriously now...just who the hell doesn't like PB&J? What could you possibly not like about it? It's one of the most basic and loved food combos known to the human race throughout the ages. Please speak up and defend your position. I'm willing to listen with an open ear.


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In my College Composition class, one of the essays we had to do was an instructional essay. We worked in groups of 3 and had to make a presentation of it in front of class. We had to pick someone from the class to follow the instructions from our essay. We had choosen to do a PBJ. We thought "Hell yeah, that would be easy!" well, it didn't turn out to be so easy. You end up having to write the essay as if you were writing instructions for the most literal 6 year old in the world.

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xpipe is confused. You should always do the PB before the J. :roll:

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Butter knife. Spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread. Clean the knife off by wiping it on the other slice of bread until all the peanut butter is off. Then scrape out some jelly onto the second piece of bread and spread it. One instrument with no rinsing involved during the process.

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Butter knife. Spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread. Clean the knife off by wiping it on the other slice of bread until all the peanut butter is off. Then scrape out some jelly onto the second piece of bread and spread it. One instrument with no rinsing involved during the process.

AND ... no residue of the refrigerator item left in the non-refrigerator item when you do it in that order.

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Coincopwife wrote:
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Butter knife. Spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread. Clean the knife off by wiping it on the other slice of bread until all the peanut butter is off. Then scrape out some jelly onto the second piece of bread and spread it. One instrument with no rinsing involved during the process.

AND ... no residue of the refrigerator item left in the non-refrigerator item when you do it in that order.


Which item do you refrigerate? I don't chill either pb or j.

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A bread wipe is NOT sufficient :mad: :mad: :mad:


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coindexter wrote:

Which item do you refrigerate? I don't chill...j.









ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH...ACK...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :shock:


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xpipe wrote:
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Which item do you refrigerate? I don't chill...j.









ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH...ACK...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :shock:


WTF, dude? They're called preserves for a reason.

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The jar of j clearly says to refrigerate after opening.


And a good bread wipe can totally clean all the pb off the knife.

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CC wrote:
The jar of j clearly says to refrigerate after opening.


And a good bread wipe can totally clean all the pb off the knife.


So does mustard. It's never turned on me.

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